Disclaimer: SP Kenjutsu does not condone the consumption of alcohol. Any such references are unaffiliated with the club and are purely the stupidity of the idiots involved.
Woof, woof! Sup, guys? It's me again :D
On the 11th to 13th of March 2013, we had a chalet~! A fairly eventful one, with much hilarity and nonsense, and therefore entertainment! Now then, where do I start?
On the first day(night), I was forced to learn how to cycle. I conclude that bicycles are evil and whoever invented them must be burning in hell now. I have no sense of balance *sad* ...after one chipped toenail, some falls, and many times feelings like an absolute idiot, I at least managed to learn how to ride straight! Turns are still beyond me :x
Twas' a good lesson on tackling fears head on, and having the determination to continue in spite of setbacks. President Sum can attest to how many times I failed and how scared I was!
There was a night cycling session to Changi and back after the lesson(torture), which I sat out of (I was tired, okay? ><), though I've heard that there's an interesting story about a bus stop and 'sheer power' to be told. Ask Leon for details!
Later that night, or rather early morning, the group of us still awake bore witness to Andy's amazing Wing Chun skills and loss of ability to do basic maths. The efforts of certain people also helped to drive Yu Fang half crazy in the process :3 ...I'm innocent, by the way!
Come morning, I passed out for some much needed 'zzz's. Meanwhile the breakfast group shared an amazing tale of epic proportions involving the Nepal guy and Feifei the cat. In some ways I'm rather glad that I missed it. For my own sanity's sake.
It was much more crowded on the second day! Mahjong, Wii and barbeque! If I recall correctly my barbeque kill count stands at 15 satay sticks, 4 chicken wings, 2 sausages and 3 dory fillets. I was then promptly banned from the marshmallows for fear of the resident black hole in my stomach. Though I still ended up having some anyway after the barbeque (though not roasted), thanks to Ezan hiding away a packet of them!
In the Wii session following the barbeque, Neo displays his gaming prowess by kicking everybody's posterior, even when outnumbered 1 to 3. Sato Kenji causes rage with his camping skills!
Of special note is Ezan once again proving that he deserves his feline-related title, though this time the cat scratched him a good long one :3 ...no, not THAT cat. That one is much more mean and evil and kicked me off the bed =(
The second night's entertainment was supplied by our ever lovable friend whose name starts with 'A' and ends with 'ndy', via his awesome dance moves, performed half naked. The top half, that is. I wouldn't dare include this if it was the lower half instead!
When most everyone were visiting the sandman's castle, a small group of us guys proceeded to have a Manly Bonding Session, deepening our understanding of each other (Crystal, get your mind out of the gutter!) as we pondered many questions about life.
I left not long after breakfast the third day along with Sato Kenji, being too exhausted to continue. We passed out quite soon after getting on the MRT, for most of the trip (people kept tripping over SK's long legs).
In conclusion, SPKC chalets are nonsensically awesome and ridiculously entertaining (an argument can also be made as to them being awesomely nonsensical and entertainingly ridiculous too). All you peeps who didn't attend or didn't stay over missed out so much!
Kenji
The Woofman Supremo
SPKC Webmaster 2013
NOOO. Not the sheer power
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